You know those stories that start out explaining just how pathetic and gangly the main character of the story truly is, well this is definitely one of those stories. I would save you the details, but if I did you wouldn't get a full appreciation of just how much my life has changed. It wasn't just me that changed either it was the entire Lambda Lambda Kappa fraternity. Wait that's getting ahead of myself; I don’t want to spoil the story.
As I said, if you were asked to describe me,...
The Incorrect Ritual (Muscle and Penis Size Theft)
As I said, if you were asked to describe me,...
The Incorrect Ritual (Muscle and Penis Size Theft)