Let's imagine: cock wars

Some people in America think a civil war is coming. Some racists think a race war is right around the corner.

They're both wrong.

The war that will define this century is the cock war. A war between the sizes. Big versus small. Hung and proud versus tiny and ashamed. Superior versus inferior.

This thread is to discuss the coming cock-conflict. How will it start? Where will it start? Which side will women take? What will be the aftermath?