Does anyone else here hate 6 pack abs?

I certainly do!!! And people think as a gay man, that I'm kidding or something! I hate tattoos even MORE, but that's a whole nother story. I also can't stand the waxing and tweezing that goes along with it as well, I want a man to look like a MAN, and not a mannequin in Macy's window. I feel that 6 pack abs resemble little miniature rolls of fat, and they are also very distracting. I don't want ANYTHING upstaging the face and the package. To me, this is a perfect male body....

Does anyone else here hate 6 pack abs?